FAQ FROM THE "NXT LEVEL" TEAM: IF YOU WERE NOT AT "REVOLUTION" OR "UNDERGROUND" ON SUNDAY NIGHT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DOING ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

1. CRAMMING FOR A TEST, THAT YOU WILL FAIL ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU SKIPPED CHURCH!

2. YOU FELL ASLEEP WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES WHILE TRYING TO CRAM FOR THAT TEST!

3. WORKING ON YOUR OLD BEAT UP CAR, AND REFUSED TO RIDE TO CHURCH IN THE FAMILY MINIVAN! (SOMEWHAT UNDERSTANDABLE)

4. LAZY AND JUST PICKING YOUR NOSE WITH A CHEETO STAINED FINGER WHILE SITTING IN THE LAZYBOY!

5. WATCHING SUNDAY NIGHT T.V., WHICH IS LAME BECAUSE THERE IS NOT EVEN ANYTHING WORTH WATCHING!

6. GIRLS: BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL MAD AT GOD FOR MAKING YOU WEAR BRACES AND A PERM IN 6TH GRADE!

7. BOYS: BECAUSE THAT GIRL WITH THE BRACES AND PERM YOU MADE FUN OF IN 6TH GRADE WON'T GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY NOW!

8. SCARED BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY PRONOUNCE HALF OF THE BOOKS OF THE BIBLE! (DON'T WORRY I CAN'T EITHER AND THEY MADE ME THE JR./SR. HIGH MINISTER) MY FAVORITE BOOK IS JONAH! JK!

9. WORRIED BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY AT "REVOLUTION" OR "UNDERGROUND", WHICH IS A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE, BUT SOME PEOPLE REALLY AREN'T WORTH KNOWING ANYWAYS! (JOKE!!!)

CATCH YOU AT "REVOLUTION" OR "UNDERGROUND"